I Got Neutered By Furby
by Joyce Sammons
(Hodges, SC, USA)
Furby Resting After Surgery
Hi everybody! It's Furby again. I've had a REALLY busy week and I wanted to tell everyone about it.
I've been recovering and taking it easy this week. I'm still mad as a kitten without catnip at everybody. I asked everybody MONTHS ago to please tell me what "neutered" meant and nobody answered me. Boy, do I know now.
I started out having a really good week. Especially Monday when mama went and bought me a really nice house to sleep in. She called it a carrier and fixed it up special just for me. She washed my favorite blue blanky and wrapped it around a pillow and put it in my new house. I slept there Monday night and Tuesday night.

Ahhh..yes, this is beautiful me...
I'm trying to have a snooooze if mama would stop taking pics of me..
Photo copyright Joyce Sammons I hate to tell on mama but she was mean to me Tuesday night. Before she went to bed she hid my food and my water. Even my cat mama Lola didn't know where it was. I kept going back and forth from Laura to my feeding bowl and hoped she'd get the hint. She rubbed my head and told me I couldn't have any food. What did I do wrong? I didn't understand why they wouldn't feed me.
Mama got up really early the next morning and put me in my new house and closed the door. I had a bad feeling about this because mama is never up this early. I know because I am. I didn't even get a chance to play before she took me for a ride in her car.

Please no more....
Photo by Joyce Sammons We rode for a long time and I really like to ride. I didn't meow or anything. I could see mama thru the holes in my house and everything seemed OK so I went to sleep.
After what seemed like forever we stopped at a place with a lot of barking dogs. What's up with this? She took me inside where there were other cats in houses just like mine. Two dog critters came over and looked in my cage so I did the only thing I could think of. I SPIT at them. I don't mean hiss and I don't mean meow. I SPIT and I did it so loud everybody in the room laughed at me.I love my dog critters at home but I didn't know these two.
There were some really nice people who talked to me and petted me and they were boring because I went to sleep. I don't know where mama was while all of this was going on. She's never left me anywhere before and I got scared when I woke up and she wasn't there.
I went back to sleep. My bottom hurt and I felt real bad. When I woke up again mama was there to get me.

OK I give in...here I am in my suave,
sweet well behaved pose..cuz mama treats me nice...
Photo by Joyce Sammons Those barking dog critters had better be glad I left when I did because I was about to tell them a thing or two about all the barking.
Mama was supposed to leave me in my carrier overnight but I used my mind control on her and she opened the house cage so I could get out and walk around. I promised her I'd be good. She said she was so proud I'd done so well with my neutering surgery. I don't know what the people did to me but when I wash up something's not quite right. I still hurt a little bit.
Thursday I was back playing with my Turbo Scratcher again. I didn't play long because I was still tired. I just laid around being lazy.
I had another treat Friday. Mama went to the store and bought me 2 flannel blankets and 2 pillows. I didn't like the pillows too much because without my claws I kept sliding off. Again embarrassing. She said she bought them to use making my pictures but I think she bought them because I love soft blankys
It's Saturday and I feel totally normal again. I've found a secret that keeps mama from making so many pictures of me. Its called ravioli. Let's just say my new nickname is Raviolihead.
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